Jokes on parsons.
Humor. · Humor of social classes. · Humor dealing with professions. · Jokes on parsons. · view the constellation · filed as X410
Motif
Filed across the traditions
- West Indies Flowers 583.
- general *Types 1725–1824
- general **Kristensen Vore Fædres Kirketjeneste (Aarhus, 1899)
- general *Fb "præst" II 884a
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Parson put to flight during his sermon Tame bear tied to church bells. Rings alarm One-eyed parson in dimly lighted church joins the wrong couples. Marries the old man to the girl and the old woman to the boy Parson rides ox into church. He wants to show how Christ rode into Jerusalem. Sexton sticks ox with needle The hog in church. Locked in church all week by mistake. When the congregation comes, the hog runs between the parson's legs and carries him out Parson preaches so that half the congregation weeps and half laughs. Has clothes torn in the back. Those that see this laugh. He wins the wager Parson smears his hand with butter. Rascals have spread butter on the altarbread. The parson preaches, "What is the life of man?" and therewith brings his hand down on the altar-bread: "Pure butter!" Parson is to let a dove fly in the church. It dies in his pocket At the blessing of the grave the parson's ox breaks loose: "Now the devil has him." The corpse with his feet cut off. The coffin-maker has fitted him to the coffin. The parson: "On the last day he will arise." One of the coffin-makers: "Did I say that?" The devil in the cemetery. A sexton hears thieves in the cemetery cracking nuts and thinks it is the devil cracking bones. With the gouty parson on his back he comes upon the thieves who, thinking it is their companion with the sheep, call out, "Is he fat?" The sexton: "Fat or lean, here he is!" The parson who said there is no devil. The bear-showman lets the bear climb up the pulpit. The parson thinks the bear is the devil If his son were only a fool he would let him study to be a priest. So says the innkeeper A bad year for priests: few funerals. All but the priest rejoice over the good health of the community. He bemoans his loss of income from burials Enmity between priests and monks: chickens and eggs. Monks eat eggs and make chickens expensive; priests eat hens and make eggs high The hungry parson and the porridge-pot. Overnight at the peasant's house. The hungry parson hunts the porridge in the dark, guided by a rope the sexton has given him. Series of accidents The parson put out of countenance The boy applies the sermon. Makes a present application of the words of the parson The parson sings like a goat. The parson sees an old woman weeping and believes that she is touched by his singing. When spoken to she says that she has been reminded of her old goat which she has lost The dream: all parsons in hell. The smith tells the parson whom he has summoned that he has dreamed of going to heaven where St. Peter would not admit him before he saw a parson. There were no parsons in heaven, but all in hell Parson and sexton at mass. Parson intones instructions to the sexton (cook) as a part of the mass Whistling at mass. Bell breaks and priest's patron whistles in place of ringing the bell at mass Parson's poor horsemanship Parson refreshes himself during the sermon
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